color the world's worst villains!
Adult coloring pages mocking the worst people in the world. Download. Print. Color.
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Corrupt politicians. Corporate criminals. War profiteers. Shitty Celebrities. Color them all!
The world is full of villains living their best lives. The kind of people who ruin millions of lives and still get book deals, magazine covers, and they get to keep the yachts.
Bankers crashed the economy. Nobody went to jail. Politicians took bribes. Nobody went to jail. Corporate sociopaths poisoned our water. Nobody went to jail. Billionaires trafficked children. Two people went to jail and one mysteriously died in a cell where every camera, guard, and basic law of accountability took the night off.
We're not saying coloring a dictator will undo genocide. But you know what definitely won't undo genocide? Coloring a dictator.
Studies show that people who color terrible news live 25% longer. We made that up, but it feels true.
We Put These Monsters on Paper So You Can Scribble all Over Them.
You can’t jail them. You can’t shame them. But for a few quiet moments, they’re trapped on paper, powerless, and forced to sit still while you decide how ugly they look.
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Our Coloring Club is a $5 monthly investment in pure, concentrated spite.
instant gratification
No shipping. No waiting. When you want to color federal agents conducting warrantless raids, you don’t want to wait 3-5 business days for a package. You want to channel that rage immediately.
Every page is an instant PDF download. You buy it, print it, and start coloring these monsters right this second. No cardboard boxes to rip open or bubble wrap to pop.
You get infinite do-overs. If you mess up, you can just print it out again. You can screw up as many times as you want and nothing bad will happen. Just like the people you're coloring.
Plus, no awkward conversation at checkout. No explaining to the cashier why you're buying a coloring book about corruption at midnight. Just you, your printer, and your box of 100 markers.
print it yourself
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support the aclu
If we're going to make money off coloring horrible people, at least some of it should go to the people fighting for our legal right to do so. 10% of our Coloring Club membership fees are donated directly to the ACLU.
The American Civil Liberties Union defends the Constitution by suing the government when it does unconstitutional things. Which is pretty often.
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See what you could be coloring right now. All pages are instant PDF downloads.