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Where's Mitch?
He's Both Dead and Alive
Where's Mitch? is a coloring book documenting the senator everyone kept checking on. Inside: 6 printable coloring pages featuring a podium freeze, a hallway fall, and an ambulance ride. He's holding up fine. Just ask everyone who's had a twenty minute phone call with him. He's sitting up in his hospital bed reading the sports page right now.
Political satire coloring book club for adults
Print-It-Yourself Coloring Club
COLOR
the World's Worst People!
Color the News is a monthly subscription to printable political satire coloring books for adults. New pages every week– only $5 a month!
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Color the News is a print-it-yourself coloring club that turns the week’s most infuriating headlines into coloring pages for adults. Check out our growing vault of coloring pages, new releases tied to the news cycle, color the villains, scandals, and public humiliations shaping history in real time.
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We put the monsters on paper so you can color all over their ugly faces until the marker bleeds through.
MARKERS AGAINST MONSTERS
The world is full of terrible people living their best lives. They wreck everything and get punished with book deals, magazine covers, and offshore bank accounts. They're thriving. And that's the problem.
Scribble over the corporate overlords. Use markers to humiliate grinning billionaires. Aggressively color a federal agent. Deface the people destroying millions of lives, since the courts won't.
We know coloring a picture of a dictator won't stop a genocide. But hot pink eyebrows and dead crayon eyes are the closest thing to justice they'll ever get. And don't worry, we keep the black lines extra thick so your tears don't blur them.
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Our coloring vault
New collections drop weekly, ripped straight from the headlines.
Coloring Club members get instant access to our entire vault.
Non-members: our coloring page collections are $2 each.
Each 8.5 x 11 PDF is designed for home printing and maximum anxiety. Color billionaires, federal agents, corporate villains, and whoever else earned it this week.
🖨️Print-it-yourself. Printer required.
A monthly subscription to printable political satire coloring books for adults. New pages every week!
My therapist asked me to find a "healthy outlet for my rage." I showed her my drawing of the Attorney General. She didn't say it was healthy, but she didn't say it wasn't.
I've already convicted four billionaires this month to a hundred years in jail using nothing but my colored pencils.
I used to doomscroll for six hours and then stare at the wall. Now I doomscroll for five hours and then doodle all over ICE agents.
I gave Trump two black eyes, a beer belly, and a party hat. He will never know. But I will always know.