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- A SATIRICAL COLORING CLUB -
COLOR THE WORLD'S WORST VILLAINS!
You can’t jail them. You can’t shame them. You can't punch them in the face. But for a few quiet moments, these super villains are trapped on paper completely powerless, silent, and forced to sit still while you decide how ugly they look.
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We put the monsters on paper so you can scribble over their faces until the marker bleeds.
Billionaires go to Epstein's Island. Nobody goes to jail. Politicians and their families take bribes. Nobody goes to jail. Bankers crash the economy. Nobody goes to jail. Corporate sociopaths poison our water. And, you guessed it, nobody goes to jail.
Research shows that 98% of people who color bad news end up living 53% longer.*
*We made this up. But the billionaires are real, and they're doing great. They're just fine. Thanks for asking.
color them all!
CORRUPT POLITICIANS. CORPORATE CRIMINALS. WAR PROFITEERS. SHITTY CELEBRITIES.
The world is full of villains living their best lives. The kind of people who ruin millions of lives and still get rewarded with massive book deals, high-profile magazine covers, and bank accounts overflowing with cash.
Coloring a picture of a dictator won't stop a genocide. But watching your marker bleed through their face on paper is the closest thing to a human rights trial you'll ever get.
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What You Get
For $10 A Month
Literally more accountability than the Department of Justice provides.
INSTANT GRATIFICATION
When the urge suddenly strikes to color federal agents conducting warrantless raids, you absolutely do not have time to wait 3-5 business days for shipping. You get instant access to every coloring page we create the very moment you want it.
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INFINITE
DO-OVERS
Actions shouldn't have consequences. Download and print our coloring pages yourself and if you mess up, you can just print it out again. You can screw up as many times as you want and nothing bad will happen. Just like the people you're coloring.
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GROUP
THERAPY
After you're done coloring and crying, post your finished masterpiece online for the world to see. It won't actually fix anything but at least you'll have something to show for it while the rest of us admire your work.
